Special Agent Jon Zinger,

A courageous man is he,

Will land the villain a stinger,

When a crime committed he does see.

 

In God he does put all faith

When evade him does the reprobate,

There shall not touch him any wraith

When before God he does supplicate.

 

The criminal shall hate the Agent

When Zinger catches the knave;

Zinger shall issue a statement

That shall make the felon rave.

 

For souls he does have a passion,

When comes one whose soul has been stirred;

He leads that person to salvation

Through God's own Holy Word.